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Help! How do I get into medical school?
Jasmine Ng
January 28, 2020
Forums help lost souls find the right path
How to be: Rupi Kaur
Victoria McIntyre
January 28, 2020
Rupi Kaur has managed to do something that we should all aspire towards: make money off of turning Tumblr into poetry. The question here today isn’t about if you should respect her, or even whether or not you should dig her work. The question is, how do you make that ...
ISO: A date to the Jellicle Ball
Padraic Colin
January 28, 2020
In the room the cats come and go / talking of Macavity, oh no!
Stranded archive: Rotman finance bro claims “climate change good for Canadian economy” in recent case competition
James Hannay
January 14, 2020
While hunting through the Strand Office, a room in the Goldring Student Centre that I have DEFINITELY been to before, I came across the following article, dated back to 1976: Jake Flinshaw returned from this weekend’s case competition at the TD Center for Finance Stuff, sporting a shiny 8th place ranking after presenting a case that would baffle many. Flinshaw reached out to Stranded ...
The man who took Toronto by (shit)storm
Skylar Cheung
January 14, 2020
Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Peepeepoopoo Man
The things that Twitter thinks that I am interested in and what that says about Twitter and what that says about me
Beck Siegal
January 14, 2020
ANTI-FA This stands for anti-fascist and it means Twitter thinks I don’t like fascists and my self-analysis here is that Twitter is correct and I don’t like fascists. Aaron Donald I had to Google who this person is. He’s a football player. Twitter thinks I am interested in him. Self-analysis: maybe I’m insecure ...
Pick a Taylor Swift song to cry to and we’ll tell you which bubble tea you should drink while you cry
Ellen Grace
January 14, 2020
“Today Was a Fairytale”: Coffee milk tea, no tapioca, no ice. You need the caffeine to wake up from this dream you’re living in. Life isn’t that magical, which anyone who has tried coffee milk tea would agree. That shit is nasty. “New Year’s Day”: Brown sugar milk tea, tapioca, half sugar, less ice. This drink is a ...
New decade’s resolutions
Max Nisbeth
January 14, 2020
Wow. Time flies, doesn’t it? That’s a rhetorical question. Time can’t fly. It’s not a physical object. Well, at least not in our dimension. Hi, I’m Angela Merkel—just kidding—I’m Max Nisbeth, the Stranded Editor. Every year I make a New Year’s resolution because, like you, I’m susceptible to social conformity and the desire to fail at ...







