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They said, “It’s ‘Game Over’ for you b****es!”
Golshan Alaei
August 24, 2020
Vic is allegedly “pwning” the other colleges’ “n00b” orientation schedules
A thrifty girl’s guide to Toronto
Ashlynn K8telynn Kaylee Page Smith-Houser the Third
August 18, 2020
AKA places I go to because I am uncreative and have no money
Choose your star sign and I’ll tell you which dumb thought that I had during quarantine you are
Cilantro Weathers
August 18, 2020
There’s a 13th sign now but I’m not going to include it because I don’t care!
Topfive places to grow corn on Victoria College campus
Farmer Joe
August 18, 2020
Farming at Vic is a daunting task—let me help you!
Victoria College Dean’s Office unveils new iDon amidst pandemic
James Hannay
August 18, 2020
Robotic dons sent to students’ houses to simulate lost residence experience
Zoom interview with an extremely relieved Orientation Leader
Anonymous
August 18, 2020
“I’m not even wearing any pants right now”
Hypothetical: what if your girl had a street sperm baby?
Becky Gu
March 31, 2020
Okay, so let’s say your girlfriend is walking down the street and it’s a pretty nice day out. She’s just walking down Bloor and she sees, out of the corner of her eye, a little bit of sperm. Not like an excessive amount but, like, it’s visible to the naked ...
Ten reasons I’m NOT baby
James Hannay
March 31, 2020
Chances are, you’re not baby either People these days throw around the termphrase “I’m baby” as a joke. It is not a joke. If you are twenty years old, you cannot claim, “I’m baby.” You cannot possibly have a successful rap career if you are, for example, “da baby.” I ...
Ten things my co-worker Steven thinks about babies
Baby Waby Giggly-Doo III
March 31, 2020
1. “Ewwwww.” 2. “They’re stupid nasty stinky poo-poo heads.” 3. “Unpopular opinion, but I think their second album was better than their first.” 4. “You know that movie Baby Boss? Has the second one come out yet?” 5. “Babies are so stupid; they can’t even fucking read.” 6. “I saw ...





