STRANDED

They said, “It’s ‘Game Over’ for you b****es!”

Vic is allegedly “pwning” the other colleges’ “n00b” orientation schedules

A thrifty girl’s guide to Toronto

AKA places I go to because I am uncreative and have no money

Choose your star sign and I’ll tell you which dumb thought that I had during quarantine you are

There’s a 13th sign now but I’m not going to include it because I don’t care!

Topfive places to grow corn on Victoria College campus

Farming at Vic is a daunting task—let me help you!

Victoria College Dean’s Office unveils new iDon amidst pandemic

Robotic dons sent to students’ houses to simulate lost residence experience

Zoom interview with an extremely relieved Orientation Leader

“I’m not even wearing any pants right now”

I’m baby

I SAID, "I'm baby"

Hypothetical: what if your girl had a street sperm baby?

Okay, so let’s say your girlfriend is walking down the street and it’s a pretty nice day out. She’s just walking down Bloor and she sees, out of the corner of her eye, a little bit of sperm. Not like an excessive amount but, like, it’s visible to the naked ...

Ten reasons I’m NOT baby

Chances are, you’re not baby either People these days throw around the termphrase “I’m baby” as a joke. It is not a joke. If you are twenty years old, you cannot claim, “I’m baby.” You cannot possibly have a successful rap career if you are, for example, “da baby.” I ...

Ten things my co-worker Steven thinks about babies

1. “Ewwwww.”  2. “They’re stupid nasty stinky poo-poo heads.”  3. “Unpopular opinion, but I think their second album was better than their first.”  4. “You know that movie Baby Boss? Has the second one come out yet?”  5. “Babies are so stupid; they can’t even fucking read.”  6. “I saw ...