STRANDED
The best places on campus to survive a nuclear war
An unfortunately-prescient guide to UofT’s best fallout shelters
Rating UofT toilets
The best and worst places for your waste to land
Death by UofTears
A student rewrite of The Wasteland’s “IV. Death by Water”
Actually, my filthy dorm room is a museum
Welcome to the museum. Gloves will be provided upon entry.
The ignominy of the UofT merch store
Why we may want to tone our demand for university artefacts down a little.
To suck or not to suck
Ye Olde Bard weighs in on fellatio
How to sext without sounding like Adam Levine
On mitigating the inherent cringe of erotic prose
Does my friend have a kinky relationship with an older man?
Or is she just Catholic?
Against the word ‘daddy’
An elegy for a term made unusable by the Internet.
I’m forced to do my chemistry lab for eternity
It’s Groundhog Day but with titrations