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The best places on campus to survive a nuclear war

An unfortunately-prescient guide to UofT’s best fallout shelters
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Rating UofT toilets

The best and worst places for your waste to land
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Death by UofTears

A student rewrite of The Wasteland’s “IV. Death by Water”
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Actually, my filthy dorm room is a museum

Welcome to the museum. Gloves will be provided upon entry.
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The ignominy of the UofT merch store

Why we may want to tone our demand for university artefacts down a little.
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To suck or not to suck

Ye Olde Bard weighs in on fellatio
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