Pick a Taylor Swift song to cry to and we’ll tell you which bubble tea you should drink while you cry

“Today Was a Fairytale”: Coffee milk tea, no tapioca, no ice. 

You need the caffeine to wake up from this dream you’re living in. Life isn’t that magical, which anyone who has tried coffee milk tea would agree. That shit is nasty. 

“New Year’s Day”: Brown sugar milk tea, tapioca, half sugar, less ice. 

This drink is a glistening morning after: it looks pretty and has a sweet warmth to it. If you’re crying to “New Year’s Day”, you’ll need all the warmth you can get. 

“False God”: Taro slush, mango popping bubbles. 

You freaky and I like it. Sorry that you’re crying about it though. Here’s a comparatively freaky drink. 

“Mesén Around” – listen to “Mesén Around” on Spotify :)))) tag mee in a new post and I’ll repost it <3: 

Oh god, oh wait this wasn’t supposed to be in there. I crowdsourced this article through the Instagram story question tool and this was an answer I got. Not sure how this guy found my Instagram, or if he likes bubble tea. I’ll keep you updated.  

“The Archer”: All the tapioca that’s left over at closing and you have to eat all of them one at a time and think about the choices you’ve made. 

“Begin Again”: Mango green tea. 

Oof, I’ve been there. I’m sorry. Let’s start with the basics. We’ll build you back up again, I promise. 

“Beautiful Ghosts”: Just a cup of grass jelly. 

Pretend it’s cat grass.  

“If This Was a Movie”: Wrapped up in your arms and our friends are laughing …….cause nothing like this ever happened to them …… oh wait, sorry, I got distracted and forgot to pick a drink. Whatever. If you’re crying to this, you probably don’t even want bubble tea. I thought you’d be here by now…. 

“It’s Nice to Have a Friend”: Oreo milk tea. 

Just like this song, this drink unfortunately exists and attempts (and fails) to make juvenile nostalgia sexy. 

“You Are in Love”: Rose milk tea, full sweet, no ice. 

I firmly believe that anything rose-flavoured tastes like what love would if you could eat it. You can slurp it in the silence and cronch it on the way home.