You’re…Odysseus?
Excerpts from an alternate ending to The Odyssey—found in a trailer, buried under SparkNotes sheets and Cheeto dust
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Stranded
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Q & A outside Cineplex: The Odyssey
A professor and a student walk out of a movie theater
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A commuter’s epic
To those who take an odyssey, five days a week
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The best places on campus to survive a nuclear war
An unfortunately-prescient guide to UofT’s best fallout shelters
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Rating UofT toilets
The best and worst places for your waste to land
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Death by UofTears
A student rewrite of The Wasteland’s “IV. Death by Water”
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Actually, my filthy dorm room is a museum
Welcome to the museum. Gloves will be provided upon entry.
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The ignominy of the UofT merch store
Why we may want to tone our demand for university artefacts down a little.
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How to sext without sounding like Adam Levine
On mitigating the inherent cringe of erotic prose