The best places on campus to survive a nuclear war
An unfortunately-prescient guide to UofT’s best fallout shelters
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The ignominy of the UofT merch store
Why we may want to tone our demand for university artefacts down a little.
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How to sext without sounding like Adam Levine
On mitigating the inherent cringe of erotic prose
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Against the word ‘daddy’
An elegy for a term made unusable by the Internet.
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Echoes of The Strand
Some interesting historical forerunners to your favourite Strand sections
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The joys of the echo chamber
Everyone agreeing with each other is fun, actually.
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Max’s tangentially-related music corner
A not-exactly-thematic overview of some of the year’s most intriguing releases.
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Top ten reasons to walk out of a class
Some scenarios in which you might want to give the term ‘class revolt’ a new meaning
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How to fake a hunger strike
A beginner’s guide to looking like you’re protesting hard, while you’re hardly protesting
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11 PM Elegy
11 PM Elegy words by Max Friedman-Coleillustration by Cameron Ashley And the buildings are breathing like beastsAnd time is imprisoned in aspicAnd the streetlights stare down in shameAnd the ever-beating tide of the city is beginning to ebb. And the car carapaces are funhouse mirrorsAnd the stumbling students huddle like penguins on the pavementAnd the