How to stop reading wikiHow articles about “How to Get Your Crush to Ask You Out”
What wikiHow won’t tell you…
How to stop reading wikiHow articles about “How to Get Your Crush to Ask You Out” Read More »
Stranded
I try to get baby flathead, so you don’t have to
Move over Flat Stanley, there’s a new sheriff in town
I try to get baby flathead, so you don’t have to Read More »
Five Ways to Spice Up Your Christmas Life
Let’s face it, you’ve been having the same Christmas holiday for years. The magic is gone. The dinners and the gifts are becoming routine, and now you find yourself “planning” your holiday instead of just “doing it”. Here are five tips to reform your Christmas life to the glory it once was. Date nights When did Christmas become
Five Ways to Spice Up Your Christmas Life Read More »
Five New Themes To Spice up Survivor
1 Jeff versus Everyone THIRTY EIGHT SEASONS we’ve watched as Jeff Probst, executive producer of Survivor, watched from the sidelines, biding his time. Now, finally, he will be unleashed like a Tom Jones playlist on a jukebox and wreak havoc! This season, Jeff will be on the hunt. The contestants will arrive as one group, confused and unaware
Five New Themes To Spice up Survivor Read More »
Why you should date someone who equals your interest in going to Disneyland
If you haven’t seen Tangled then fuck off
Why you should date someone who equals your interest in going to Disneyland Read More »
How to Find Your Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs
Psychological needs: They’ll serve food out on the quad! So, grab a paper plate, sit in the grass awkwardly, and try to make a new friend! Also, I don’t care what anyone says, Burwash has some quality food items. The pizza is 10/10 and there’s fresh fruit all the time so you can pretend that the
How to Find Your Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Read More »
Congratulations on getting hired, here is your tech startup orientation
Welcome to our startup, the one that is obviously better than all the other startups in town. We have been operating for five years and collapsed thrice, so we’re not really a startup—we just like the shiny sponsor-snatching title. We will be the hottest, coolest, most authentic startup forever. To affirm our superiority, we ensure that we always carry
Congratulations on getting hired, here is your tech startup orientation Read More »
Jucco Figured Out How to Jerk it
Jucco strikes again, and again, and again Three months ago, I was making some sawhorses for my cousin in my backyard when I heard my little Italian American son, Jucco, beating his meat. I was overwhelmed with emotion. I for one had not discovered masturbation until I was 26. Young Jucco is just 13. Never had I been prouder as a father
Jucco Figured Out How to Jerk it Read More »