Stranded

Humans of Robots

Psychological needs: They’ll serve food out on the quad! So, grab a paper plate, sit in the grass awkwardly, and try to make a new friend! Also, I don’t care what anyone says, Burwash has some quality food items. The pizza is 10/10 and there’s fresh fruit all the time so you can pretend that the

Welcome to our startup, the one that is obviously better than all the other startups in town. We have been operating for five years and collapsed thrice, so we’re not really a startup—we just like the shiny sponsor-snatching title. We will be the hottest, coolest, most authentic startup forever.   To affirm our superiority, we ensure that we always carry

Jucco strikes again, and again, and again Three months ago, I was making some sawhorses for my cousin in my backyard when I heard my little Italian American son, Jucco, beating his meat. I was overwhelmed with emotion. I for one had not discovered masturbation until I was 26. Young Jucco is just 13. Never had I been prouder as a father