It’s winter, whether you like it or not!
Ahhhhh… winter. It’s snowing… we are told there are four seasons… one of them is winter. Winter is the one we are in right now… it is wintertime. Check out my painstakingly curated playlist that spans across all eras, artists, and styles of music to create for you the perfect winter playlist (winter is the season that is now).
- “Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Comes Home” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub”- Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan (Growl)” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman’s Children Enter the Bathroom” – Of Montreal
- “Dustin Hoffman’s Children Don’t Enter the Bathroom” – Of Montreal