Holy shit, guys my dad just disappeared, where did he go this is crazy, oh wait, never mind there he is
Fuck, he’s gone again, oh no, no. Oh no, oh there he is
Stranded
The Strand sits down with: the Little Lords of campus
Their woes, delights, and what it is they want most for their birthdays! No doubt, if you’ve spent any time on campus you are at the very least somewhat familiar with the Little Lords. Campus’ Little Lords, the delightful little sprites who flounce about campus feasting on bonbons, taking tea, and engaging in tickle fights
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Five ways to improve your wiping technique
We wipe. More often than not we wipe and wipe. Hell, sometimes we wipe and wipe and wipe. This is how we live. But are we living our best life? Rhetorical question, dear reader. Rhetorical question. Start living your best life today! And wipe that frown upside down with these five simple tips guaranteed to
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Who the hell is Serge Milton?
I keep finding pieces of paper with his name on them in my pockets
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I only have one testicle… and you’ll never guess where it is!
I only have one testicle… and you’ll never guess where it is!
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Anatomy of a case competition
As a Political Science student who chose the field after two years of volunteering at hackathons as a Soylent protector, a 3D printer problem diagnoser, and a person to rant to, what happened at my first case competition was surprisingly confusing—to say the least. Are you getting ready for your first “case comp,” or confused
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Why the Orbeez® guy is the best activist of our generation
Orhe’s a jolly good fellow! Last week, TikTok user Cyril @cyrilschr posted several videos which detailed his experiences after filling his bathtub full of Orbeez®. For those of you who don’t know, Orbeez® are little colourful beads that are meant to grow 100 times in size when submerged in water. The videos get increasingly more
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My girlfriend has a Grinch fetish. And I love it.
“You’re a sexy one, Mr. Grinch / You really are a flirt / You’re as cuddly as a pillow. You like it rough and full of dirt, Mr. Grinch!” This is just one of the many “remixes” my girlfriend sings to me as I’m dressed head-to-toe in a green yak-hair suit. For some this might
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A laundry list of conspiracy theories that haven’t “made it” yet: Valentine’s Day Edition
It is only human that we find a rationale to explain away the suspicious and/or undesirable elements of reality. Some people resort to philosophy to find answers to their qualms on their lovelessness. Other people like to put on their tin foil hats to surf the lesser-explored annals of the web to seek a community