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New Victoria College students mistakenly sign up for ‘Orienteering Week’

Victoria College Quad – A fleet of tents were set up in the quad this week for the first annual Victoria College Orientation Week. New Victoria College students spent the days participating in various wilderness sport events and survival training, and spent the nights sleeping in the Victoria College quad. The Strand was sent to investigate this event further. The website for the Victoria […]

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Doug Ford opt-out list

Stranded / By Max Nisbeth

Check off which items of Doug Ford’s you would like to opt out of

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Stranded / By Strand Editors

Well no actually it’s not, but it could be!

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What I learned giving up missionary for Lent

Stranded / By Leslie Rope

Brave woman tries her best.

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Fuck you, Benjamin Button

Stranded / By Dr. Ashley Cheung, M.D.

You too, F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Fuck Who? Fuck YOU

Stranded / By Isaac Pilozo

A close-reading of CeeLo Green’s 2010 smash hit

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Joni Mitchell: a footnote to my fucking

Stranded / By Acton Kerrec

According to The New York Times, Joni Mitchell is “a songwriter and singer of genius who can’t help but make us feel we are not alone.” When I heard her music for the first time at 15, it was precisely this quality that drew me to her. With Joni, I wasn’t alone in my feelings. So naturally, when I was 17 and didn’t want to

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Horny in Hogwarts: A raunchy visit to the Room of Requirement

Stranded / By you

Self-insert fanfiction

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Letter from the editors

Stranded / By Strand Editors

Dear reader, We are constantly fucking even when we are not technically fucking. Fucking will never hold the same meaning for any two people—each fuck is coloured by our own experiences and interpretations. Each thrust and every moan is different. The Fuck issue features so much fucking across cultures, languages, and experiences. One writer implores you to eat

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Three new ways to make love

Stranded / By Blazer McDallas

Ha! You thought we were going to say “fuck,” didn’t you?

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