Fuck you, Benjamin Button. You are gross and I do not give a shit about your fake ass medical condition. You too, F. Scott Fitzgerald, you have got a sick mind for coming up with and writing that shit, and you can go suck an egg. I mean really, a kid who ages in reverse?! That is some messed up bullshit. What’s going to happen when that wrinkly kid wants to have sex, huh, F. Scott? It is disgusting. Following the life of a baby sized wrinkly grape turned into a grown man baby, that is the stuff of nightmares, but it is labeled as a “Drama/Fantasy” on IMDB?! What kind of fantasy is a full-grown baby or a miniature geriatric freak? Fuck Benjamin Button and fuck everyone who likes him.
Hey, F. Scott Fitzgerald, I am just wondering have you ever heard of progeria? Yeah, that’s right it is an extremely rare genetic disorder where symptoms of aging manifest at an early age. Is that a romantic plot line for you? No, it’s a life ending genetic disorder. Fuck you, F. Scott Fitzgerald for misrepresenting the disease that affects approximately 1 in 4-8 million children. In case you have not read or watched Benjamin Button (if you have not, good on you), his mom dies in childbirth. Fuck you, for killing your mom, Ben. Then, shortly after, his father abandons him at a nursing home. In my opinion this is the one strong moment of the entire story. F. Scott Fitzgerald absolutely roasts this ugly little baby when his father deposits the wrinkly monster where he belongs: at a nursing home. Furthermore, the setting of a nursing home presents a wonderful word play. As a baby he would need to be nursed, but as a miniature elderly man, he most definitely needs a nurse. I’ll give you that one, F. Scott you sicko.
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