$ (Well no actually it’s not, but it could be!)
This could be YOUR sign that I’m holding! Why? Because The Strand is desperate for cash! Please purchase an ad in our paper. Please. Please. Please.
Look how good I am at holding signs! Plus, I’m willing to do pretty much anything. And I’ll do it for cheap too. Dirt cheap. You wanna pay me ten bucks to sell fossil fuels? Done. Three-fifty to promote endangered animal hunting retreats? I’ll do it. Thirty-five cents to say something mean about orphans? Why not. The Strand has no journalistic integrity anymore. We can’t afford to.
*The Strand is not actually planning to run advertisements, but we might have to unless you opt in to The Strand’s student fees. Please support our student paper!