Check off which items of Doug Ford’s you would like to opt out of
- His opt-out policy (ironic)
- His constant “My medicine makes me poop” look
- Ford’s persistent references to the mile-high club as the 1.7km club even though one mile is actually 1.609km
- The jean shorts on press days that have “Dougie Doo Doo Child” sewn on the back
- Justifying the removal of educational and health programs with one-dollar beers
- Doug Ford
- The fact that he opens bananas with a knife
- The fact that the only kind of cutlery he owns is forks
- The fact that he doesn’t eat bananas
- This is really messy
- All of the above
- Liberal-oriented political humour (maybe leave that one unchecked)
- His use of the Amber Alert technology to alert him when Domino’s One-Topping Pizzas are half-off