This baby is 30 years old and won’t leave the womb

This baby is 30 years old and still lives in his mom’s womb. Ugh! Can’t stand it how kids these days rely so much on their parents. I bet you he spent too much money on avocado toast and that’s why he can’t afford rent in downtown Toronto. He got his degree in Political Science, too—what a hoity-toity asshole. Back in my day, we used to leave the womb with a hammer in our tiny fists, ready to build infrastructure in our booming economy. This loser just floats in amniotic fluid with his iPhone X, watching the stock market plummet and people arguing on Twitter. Come out, little dipshit, and fix the planet we killed with our own greed!