STRANDED

Three new ways to make love

Ha! You thought we were going to say "fuck," didn't you?

Does Doug Ford fuck?

Like many men, he doesn’t know what the clitoris is!

Letter from the editors

Dear reader,   We are constantly fucking even when we are not technically fucking. Fucking will never hold the same meaning for any two people—each fuck is coloured by our own experiences and interpretations. Each thrust and every moan is different.  The Fuck issue features so much fucking across cultures, languages, and experiences. One ...

Surprise: it’s poo!

So much poo

FUCK Flat Stanley

It’s fucking time we spoke up about the biggest threat to national security

This might be a picture of my balls but you’ll never know

Haha you just looked at my balls (maybe)

Review: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Not enough prostate milking

Here you go you dirty freaks, we put dirty words on these movie posters for you

You're welcome

If you find this article aggravating you should be a copy editor for The Strand next year

"Are you fucking kidding me with this dangling modifier!?"

A fuck you to one specific door in Sidney Smith Hall

There’s this one door in Sid Smith that I really hate. Fuck that door. I’m not going to name the door in question for sake of the door’s privacy, but let’s just say there are 1,078 reasons not to like it.  So this door. It sucks. We have to keep it closed because ...