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Three new ways to make love
Blazer McDallas
April 8, 2019
Ha! You thought we were going to say "fuck," didn't you?
Does Doug Ford fuck?
Keisha May-Ash Foorduh
April 8, 2019
Like many men, he doesn’t know what the clitoris is!
Letter from the editors
Strand Editors
April 8, 2019
Dear reader, We are constantly fucking even when we are not technically fucking. Fucking will never hold the same meaning for any two people—each fuck is coloured by our own experiences and interpretations. Each thrust and every moan is different. The Fuck issue features so much fucking across cultures, languages, and experiences. One ...
FUCK Flat Stanley
Borbin Clue
April 8, 2019
It’s fucking time we spoke up about the biggest threat to national security
This might be a picture of my balls but you’ll never know
Lee Morgensten
April 8, 2019
Haha you just looked at my balls (maybe)
Review: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Norbert Remy Thistle
April 8, 2019
Not enough prostate milking
Here you go you dirty freaks, we put dirty words on these movie posters for you
Wilfred Moeschter
April 8, 2019
You're welcome
If you find this article aggravating you should be a copy editor for The Strand next year
Eryn Kline and Alisa Di Bautista
April 8, 2019
"Are you fucking kidding me with this dangling modifier!?"
A fuck you to one specific door in Sidney Smith Hall
Ellen Grace
April 8, 2019
There’s this one door in Sid Smith that I really hate. Fuck that door. I’m not going to name the door in question for sake of the door’s privacy, but let’s just say there are 1,078 reasons not to like it. So this door. It sucks. We have to keep it closed because ...