STRANDED

What I learned giving up missionary for Lent

Brave woman tries her best.

Horny in Hogwarts: A raunchy visit to the Room of Requirement

Self-insert fanfiction

Joni Mitchell: a footnote to my fucking

According to The New York Times, Joni Mitchell is “a songwriter and singer of genius who can’t help but make us feel we are not alone.” When I heard her music for the first time at 15, it was precisely this quality that drew me to her. With Joni, I wasn’t alone in my feelings. So ...

Three new ways to make love

Ha! You thought we were going to say "fuck," didn't you?

Does Doug Ford fuck?

Like many men, he doesn’t know what the clitoris is!

Letter from the editors

Dear reader,   We are constantly fucking even when we are not technically fucking. Fucking will never hold the same meaning for any two people—each fuck is coloured by our own experiences and interpretations. Each thrust and every moan is different.  The Fuck issue features so much fucking across cultures, languages, and experiences. One ...

Surprise: it’s poo!

So much poo

FUCK Flat Stanley

It’s fucking time we spoke up about the biggest threat to national security

This might be a picture of my balls but you’ll never know

Haha you just looked at my balls (maybe)

Review: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Not enough prostate milking