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FUCK Flat Stanley
Borbin Clue
April 8, 2019
It’s fucking time we spoke up about the biggest threat to national security
This might be a picture of my balls but you’ll never know
Lee Morgensten
April 8, 2019
Haha you just looked at my balls (maybe)
Review: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Norbert Remy Thistle
April 8, 2019
Not enough prostate milking
Here you go you dirty freaks, we put dirty words on these movie posters for you
Wilfred Moeschter
April 8, 2019
You're welcome
If you find this article aggravating you should be a copy editor for The Strand next year
Eryn Kline and Alisa Di Bautista
April 8, 2019
"Are you fucking kidding me with this dangling modifier!?"
A fuck you to one specific door in Sidney Smith Hall
Ellen Grace
April 8, 2019
There’s this one door in Sid Smith that I really hate. Fuck that door. I’m not going to name the door in question for sake of the door’s privacy, but let’s just say there are 1,078 reasons not to like it. So this door. It sucks. We have to keep it closed because ...
How to be a good dad when your kid is such a little fuck
T.W. Penryn
April 8, 2019
The Strand’s weekly parenting column
Fuck, dude, your foot should not look like that
Leo Morgenstern
April 8, 2019
Seriously that’s fucked up