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Pick a Taylor Swift song to cry to and we’ll tell you which bubble tea you should drink while you cry
“Today Was a Fairytale”: Coffee milk tea, no tapioca, no ice. You need the caffeine to wake up from this dream you’re living in. Life isn’t that magical, which anyone who has tried coffee milk tea would agree. That shit is nasty. “New Year’s Day”: Brown sugar milk tea, tapioca, half sugar, less ice. This drink is a ...
New decade’s resolutions
Wow. Time flies, doesn’t it? That’s a rhetorical question. Time can’t fly. It’s not a physical object. Well, at least not in our dimension. Hi, I’m Angela Merkel—just kidding—I’m Max Nisbeth, the Stranded Editor. Every year I make a New Year’s resolution because, like you, I’m susceptible to social conformity and the desire to fail at ...
Which WLW (woman who loves women) modernist writer are you?
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How to tell your friend that they’re part of a pyramid scheme
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If I were a software engineer, according to my mum
I would have finally made it...
How to stop reading wikiHow articles about “How to Get Your Crush to Ask You Out”
What wikiHow won’t tell you…
I try to get baby flathead, so you don’t have to
Move over Flat Stanley, there’s a new sheriff in town
Five Ways to Spice Up Your Christmas Life
Let’s face it, you’ve been having the same Christmas holiday for years. The magic is gone. The dinners and the gifts are becoming routine, and now you find yourself “planning” your holiday instead of just “doing it”. Here are five tips to reform your Christmas life to the glory it once was. Date ...
Five New Themes To Spice up Survivor
1 Jeff versus Everyone THIRTY EIGHT SEASONS we’ve watched as Jeff Probst, executive producer of Survivor, watched from the sidelines, biding his time. Now, finally, he will be unleashed like a Tom Jones playlist on a jukebox and wreak havoc! This season, Jeff will be on the hunt. The contestants will arrive as ...
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