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Bad gifts to give your partner for Valentine’s Day: a word search
Emma Lavin
February 11, 2020
Searching for the perfect gift to give your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? This guide is not for you! From Burwash fish (arguably the worst Burwash food; does anyone else remember those fish sticks on a hot dog bun sandwiches?), to the skull earrings that you used to pierce your own ...
To all the classes I’ve loved before
Eden Prosser
February 11, 2020
AST121: The Origin and Evolution of the Universe >>> Peter Kavinsky, change my mind Dear BIO130, Genetics has always been a passion of mine. My heart flutters as single DNA strands intertwine. Replication, transcription and translation, oh my— So much more intriguing than words could describe. My passion for biology is encoded ...
The five friendliest goose men on campus and what it will cost you to buy their finest goose
Leo Morgenstern
January 28, 2020
Don’t be obtuse, buy a goose!
Help! How do I get into medical school?
Jasmine Ng
January 28, 2020
Forums help lost souls find the right path
How to be: Rupi Kaur
Victoria McIntyre
January 28, 2020
Rupi Kaur has managed to do something that we should all aspire towards: make money off of turning Tumblr into poetry. The question here today isn’t about if you should respect her, or even whether or not you should dig her work. The question is, how do you make that ...
ISO: A date to the Jellicle Ball
Padraic Colin
January 28, 2020
In the room the cats come and go / talking of Macavity, oh no!
Stranded archive: Rotman finance bro claims “climate change good for Canadian economy” in recent case competition
James Hannay
January 14, 2020
While hunting through the Strand Office, a room in the Goldring Student Centre that I have DEFINITELY been to before, I came across the following article, dated back to 1976: Jake Flinshaw returned from this weekend’s case competition at the TD Center for Finance Stuff, sporting a shiny 8th place ranking after presenting a case that would baffle many. Flinshaw reached out to Stranded ...
The man who took Toronto by (shit)storm
Skylar Cheung
January 14, 2020
Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Peepeepoopoo Man