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Stranded archive: Rotman finance bro claims “climate change good for Canadian economy” in recent case competition
While hunting through the Strand Office, a room in the Goldring Student Centre that I have DEFINITELY been to before, I came across the following article, dated back to 1976: Jake Flinshaw returned from this weekend’s case competition at the TD Center for Finance Stuff, sporting a shiny 8th place ranking after presenting a case that would baffle many. Flinshaw reached out to Stranded ...
The man who took Toronto by (shit)storm
Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Peepeepoopoo Man
The things that Twitter thinks that I am interested in and what that says about Twitter and what that says about me
ANTI-FA This stands for anti-fascist and it means Twitter thinks I don’t like fascists and my self-analysis here is that Twitter is correct and I don’t like fascists. Aaron Donald I had to Google who this person is. He’s a football player. Twitter thinks I am interested in him. Self-analysis: maybe I’m insecure ...
Pick a Taylor Swift song to cry to and we’ll tell you which bubble tea you should drink while you cry
“Today Was a Fairytale”: Coffee milk tea, no tapioca, no ice. You need the caffeine to wake up from this dream you’re living in. Life isn’t that magical, which anyone who has tried coffee milk tea would agree. That shit is nasty. “New Year’s Day”: Brown sugar milk tea, tapioca, half sugar, less ice. This drink is a ...
New decade’s resolutions
Wow. Time flies, doesn’t it? That’s a rhetorical question. Time can’t fly. It’s not a physical object. Well, at least not in our dimension. Hi, I’m Angela Merkel—just kidding—I’m Max Nisbeth, the Stranded Editor. Every year I make a New Year’s resolution because, like you, I’m susceptible to social conformity and the desire to fail at ...
Which WLW (woman who loves women) modernist writer are you?
Take this quiz to find out!
How to tell your friend that they’re part of a pyramid scheme
It’s that time of year again...
If I were a software engineer, according to my mum
I would have finally made it...
How to stop reading wikiHow articles about “How to Get Your Crush to Ask You Out”
What wikiHow won’t tell you…
I try to get baby flathead, so you don’t have to
Move over Flat Stanley, there’s a new sheriff in town