STRANDED
Baby talk: an interview with my one-year-old nephew
James Hannay
March 31, 2020
Baby babbles in shocking interview
The Strand sits down with: the Little Lords of campus
Gianni Sallese
March 17, 2020
Their woes, delights, and what it is they want most for their birthdays! No doubt, if you’ve spent any time on campus you are at the very least somewhat familiar with the Little Lords. Campus’ Little Lords, the delightful little sprites who flounce about campus feasting on bonbons, taking tea, ...
Five ways to improve your wiping technique
Max Nisbeth
March 17, 2020
We wipe. More often than not we wipe and wipe. Hell, sometimes we wipe and wipe and wipe. This is how we live. But are we living our best life? Rhetorical question, dear reader. Rhetorical question. Start living your best life today! And wipe that frown upside down with these ...
I only have one testicle… and you’ll never guess where it is!
Leo Morganstern
March 17, 2020
I only have one testicle… and you’ll never guess where it is!
Anatomy of a case competition
Skylar Cheung
March 17, 2020
As a Political Science student who chose the field after two years of volunteering at hackathons as a Soylent protector, a 3D printer problem diagnoser, and a person to rant to, what happened at my first case competition was surprisingly confusing—to say the least. Are you getting ready for your ...
Why the Orbeez® guy is the best activist of our generation
Ellen Grace
March 17, 2020
Orhe’s a jolly good fellow! Last week, TikTok user Cyril @cyrilschr posted several videos which detailed his experiences after filling his bathtub full of Orbeez®. For those of you who don’t know, Orbeez® are little colourful beads that are meant to grow 100 times in size when submerged in water. ...
Who the hell is Serge Milton?
Tristan Bannerman
March 17, 2020
I keep finding pieces of paper with his name on them in my pockets
My girlfriend has a Grinch fetish. And I love it.
Max Nisbeth
February 12, 2020
“You’re a sexy one, Mr. Grinch / You really are a flirt / You’re as cuddly as a pillow. You like it rough and full of dirt, Mr. Grinch!” This is just one of the many “remixes” my girlfriend sings to me as I’m dressed head-to-toe in a green yak-hair ...
To all the classes I’ve loved before
Eden Prosser
February 11, 2020
AST121: The Origin and Evolution of the Universe >>> Peter Kavinsky, change my mind Dear BIO130, Genetics has always been a passion of mine. My heart flutters as single DNA strands intertwine. Replication, transcription and translation, oh my— So much more intriguing than words could describe. My passion for biology is encoded ...
Yikes! This couple that only started dating two months ago just signed up for a Caffiends shift together
Leo Morgenstern
February 11, 2020
This could get awkward




