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We get it! Valentine’s Day sucks! Mostly because it’s essentially a calendar alert for your loneliness and a holiday for the soul purpose of exploiting your wallet (a lot to unpack there). Often enough, because of all of these poopsicles, we raise expectations to have an amazing day—but if any of us learned anything from the Taylor2 film about Valentine’s Day,
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Winter is a time of hardship for most students. Food is scarce, icy winds howl, snow falls, and bitter cold temperatures persist—at least here at the University of Toronto. For some students, the strategy they employ for coping with this harsh season is hibernation. Among the hibernators, UofT students have an extremely good survival rate in an ordinary winter. Hibernation is the mechanism that students use
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Dear Reader(s), Listen, I understand that during a holiday perpetuated by a company that makes folded paper it can be hard to hold back the tears. Hell, I cried three distinct times during Spider-Man: Into Spider-Verse—and that’s not even a joke. The point is that the next time you hear that smooth, sexy, jazz vibrato of
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I’m from Ottawa (Go Ice Go!), but from ages 10 to 16 I travelled to the GTA fairly often for hockey tournaments. You can learn a lot about a city, township, or neighbourhood based on the local Atom, Peewee, or Bantam girls’ hockey team, so here are a few of my thoughts on areas of
