Areas of the GTA rated according to my experience playing competitive girls’ hockey in those areas from ages 10 to 16

I’m from Ottawa (Go Ice Go!), but from ages 10 to 16 I travelled to the GTA fairly often for hockey tournaments.  You can learn a lot about a city, township, or neighbourhood based on the local Atom, Peewee, or Bantam girls’ hockey team, so here are a few of my thoughts on areas of the GTA. 

Stoney Creek (the Stoney Creek Sabres)

Their players were very rough and mean. As a sportsmanlike player, I was mad. 0/5  

Oakville (the Oakville Hornets)

My dad says their team was good, and he drove me to all the GTA tournaments, so I believe him. 1.5/5 

Whitby (the Whitby Wolves)

Nice alliteration. We beat them at Provincials, so I guess  it must be a cool place. 3/5 

Etobicoke (the Etobicoke Dolphins)

I first learned the name Etobicoke from hockey and I thought it was a fun name. 4/5 

Leaside (the Leaside Wildcats)

Worst place ever. Their team was really good and I hated it. -100/5 

Scarborough (the Scarborough Sharks)

They had pretty jerseys. 3/5 

Markham/Stouffville (the Markham-Stouffville Stars) 

Can’t remember any details but I get a bad feeling when I hear this name. 1/5 

Durham West (the Durham West Lightning)

We won a tournament hosted here and I got a trophy with a cool blue lightning bolt on it. 5/5 

Not technically in the GTA but: Sudbury (the Sudbury Lady Wolves)

Wtf is the name “Lady Wolves”?? ?/5