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What is your robot name?

By Faith Wershba / January 24, 2023 / Stranded, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 7
A quiz determining what kind of robot you are What is your ROBOT NAME? What's your drink of choice? A) Glass of warm milk B) Battery acid C) Smoothie D) Hemp milk latte Which song best describes your life? A) "Hush Little Baby" B) "I Am Not a Robot" by MARINA C) Whatever Spotify recommends! D) You probably wouldn't know it. It's super niche. What's one thing you can't leave the house without? A) A bag of snacks. • B) My sunscreen. C) My 12-in-1 Swiss army knife. D) My sketchbook. People would describe you as: A) Baby. B) Human. C) Multifaceted. D) Visionary. What's your dream date? A) Napping. B) Surfing. C) Sightseeing. D) Art gallery. If you were an animal, you'd be: A) A guinea pig. B) A bug. C) A chameleon. D) A Persian cat.
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