STRANDED

Dear Reader(s),  Listen, I understand that during a holiday perpetuated by a company that makes folded paper it can be hard to hold back the tears. Hell, I cried three distinct times during Spider-Man: Into  Spider-Verse—and that’s not even a joke. The point is that the next time you hear that ...

Can you believe these crazy things happened in 2019??

I’m from Ottawa (Go Ice Go!), but from ages 10 to 16 I travelled to the GTA fairly often for hockey tournaments.  You can learn a lot about a city, township, or neighbourhood based on the local Atom, Peewee, or Bantam girls’ hockey team, so here are a few of ...

Remembering what Stranded has lost in the past year

Margaret Atwood is as ubiquitous in Canada as snow. But does she know what it is? L: Hi Margaret, thank you so much for meeting with me for this interview.  M: No problem, I had nothing else to do today.    L: Did you have any trouble finding The Strand’s office?  M: Yes, ...

Wow, 2018 went by so fast—it’s almost like it was largely spent writing listicles and arguing with rednecks on Twitter! Check out this recap of 2018 and reminisce on another year of mediocrity.

We can sit around grasping our iPhone running bands, Martha Stewart cookbooks, and ECOMAN study subscriptions, all while huddling by a digital fire of our own self-delusion reading The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants, but eventually we’ll all be burned by the reality that these pants indeed do not fit. The reality that it takes a little more than sisterly ...

I-I-I can’t get him off my mind (can’t get him off my mind)

[et_pb_section bb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.0.84″ custom_margin=”0px|||” custom_padding=”0px|||”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.0.84″ custom_margin=”0px|||” custom_padding=”0px|||”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_image _builder_version=”3.0.84″ show_in_lightbox=”off” url_new_window=”off” use_overlay=”off” align=”center” always_center_on_mobile=”on” force_fullwidth=”off” show_bottom_space=”on” custom_margin=”0px||0px|” custom_padding=”0px||0px|” src=”https://thestrand.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Halloween-Drawings-1.jpg” module_alignment=”center” max_width=”75%” /][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.0.84″ background_layout=”light”] Brittany’s Halloween party was a couple weekends ago. I’m a fan of The Office so I dressed up as the three-hole-punch version of myself—funny, funny stuff. Nobody else on The Strand was invited, so, courtesy of ...

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