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An anonymous source tells all
During the most recent meeting of the Strand masthead, a brown envelope reading “Attn: Strand Editors, TOP SECRET” slid under the door. The contents of the envelope is published below.
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The source of this information remains anonymous, although we have reason to believe his name is Bolbi. Below is a sketch of what The Strand believes Bolbi might look like, and security camera footage that we believe is of Bolbi. If you spot anyone performing either of these motions (slap slap slap or clap clap clap) please email us immediately at [email protected].
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A1-VOqGCvM
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