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Doug Ford opt-out list
Max Nisbeth
September 3, 2019
Check off which items of Doug Ford’s you would like to opt out of
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Strand Editors
August 24, 2019
Well no actually it’s not, but it could be!
Horny in Hogwarts: A raunchy visit to the Room of Requirement
you
April 8, 2019
Self-insert fanfiction
Joni Mitchell: a footnote to my fucking
Acton Kerrec
April 8, 2019
According to The New York Times, Joni Mitchell is “a songwriter and singer of genius who can’t help but make us feel we are not alone.” When I heard her music for the first time at 15, it was precisely this quality that drew me to her. With Joni, I wasn’t alone in my feelings. So ...
Three new ways to make love
Blazer McDallas
April 8, 2019
Ha! You thought we were going to say "fuck," didn't you?
Does Doug Ford fuck?
Keisha May-Ash Foorduh
April 8, 2019
Like many men, he doesn’t know what the clitoris is!
Letter from the editors
Strand Editors
April 8, 2019
Dear reader, We are constantly fucking even when we are not technically fucking. Fucking will never hold the same meaning for any two people—each fuck is coloured by our own experiences and interpretations. Each thrust and every moan is different. The Fuck issue features so much fucking across cultures, languages, and experiences. One ...