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Victoria College Orientation Schedule 2019

Backpacks that hide the fact you know nothing

Fjällräven Kanken: This is a great backpack to hide the fact that you really do not know what is going on. This backpack shows the world that you keep up with trends and may be into art despite having absolutely no knowledge of either. You and everyone else with this backpack are ...

Which bathrooms around campus are the best to poo in?

A serious and reflective piece that is not meant to be funny

How the fuck do I get to Con Hall?

I’m fucking lost

How to avoid being in orientation stock photos

Five ways to maintain your mystery

New Victoria College students mistakenly sign up for ‘Orienteering Week’

Victoria College Quad – A fleet of tents were set up in the quad this week for the first annual Victoria College Orientation Week. New Victoria College students spent the days participating in various wilderness sport events and survival training, and spent the nights sleeping in the Victoria College quad. The Strand was sent to investigate this event further.  ...

Doug Ford opt-out list

Check off which items of Doug Ford’s you would like to opt out of

This is a sponsored post! 

Well no actually it’s not, but it could be!

Fuck you, Benjamin Button

You too, F. Scott Fitzgerald

Fuck Who? Fuck YOU

A close-reading of CeeLo Green’s 2010 smash hit