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Your Move, Vegans: Study shows that cannibalism is the most effective solution for global warming
You just can’t have it both ways
Haikus are our only hope
As the centuries have gone by, humans have lost touch with our natural selves. Don’t believe me? Just think; when was the last time you ate dirt, or rolled around in dirt? Or put dirt in your pants? A long time. Because of this lost connection with something as simple as dirt, we have all lost ...
New ways to use your teeth that you may not have thought of before
Creativity is the key to evolution
What to do when you find out your friend makes construction work themed covers of popular songs
A cultural phenomenon being built from the ground up
Kawhi is still ghosting Toronto
He’s opening our snaps so… what’s up? As of my writing this, it has been 62 days, 3 hours, and 37 and a half minutes since Kawhi left the Raptors and signed with the LA Clippers… but who’s counting? It’s not often you’re on a break with someone and you think you’re about to get back together, just to find out he DM’d Paul George to run ...
Backpacks that hide the fact you know nothing
Fjällräven Kanken: This is a great backpack to hide the fact that you really do not know what is going on. This backpack shows the world that you keep up with trends and may be into art despite having absolutely no knowledge of either. You and everyone else with this backpack are ...
Which bathrooms around campus are the best to poo in?
A serious and reflective piece that is not meant to be funny