You just can’t have it both ways
Vegans just love to tell you how they live a more “sustainable” lifestyle by not eating animals. But vegans also LOVE to tell you that the reason they don’t eat animals is because animals “deserve the same rights as people”. So basically, vegans think that eating people is the worst thing ever. But GET THIS: eating people is actually the most sustainable lifestyle choice you can make.
In a new study performed by Fitzpatrick and Patzfitrick (2019), the researchers found that a diet consisting of human meat vastly reduces one’s carbon footprint. By hunting your fellow man instead of shopping at the grocery store, you’re no longer supporting factory farming, the Loblaws corporation, or the pesticide industry—not to mention the fact that all of the packaging is entirely compostable. Furthermore, when you eat someone else, you’re reducing their carbon footprint by 100 percent. Simply put, cannibalism = saving the world.
So, which is it, vegans: sustainability, or not eating human beings? Because you can’t have it both ways.