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Who the hell is Serge Milton?
I keep finding pieces of paper with his name on them in my pockets
I only have one testicle… and you’ll never guess where it is!
I only have one testicle… and you’ll never guess where it is!
My girlfriend has a Grinch fetish. And I love it.
“You’re a sexy one, Mr. Grinch / You really are a flirt / You’re as cuddly as a pillow. You like it rough and full of dirt, Mr. Grinch!” This is just one of the many “remixes” my girlfriend sings to me as I’m dressed head-to-toe in a green yak-hair ...
A laundry list of conspiracy theories that haven’t “made it” yet: Valentine’s Day Edition
It is only human that we find a rationale to explain away the suspicious and/or undesirable elements of reality. Some people resort to philosophy to find answers to their qualms on their lovelessness. Other people like to put on their tin foil hats to surf the lesser-explored annals of the ...
Bad gifts to give your partner for Valentine’s Day: a word search
Searching for the perfect gift to give your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? This guide is not for you! From Burwash fish (arguably the worst Burwash food; does anyone else remember those fish sticks on a hot dog bun sandwiches?), to the skull earrings that you used to pierce your own ...
To all the classes I’ve loved before
AST121: The Origin and Evolution of the Universe >>> Peter Kavinsky, change my mind Dear BIO130, Genetics has always been a passion of mine. My heart flutters as single DNA strands intertwine. Replication, transcription and translation, oh my— So much more intriguing than words could describe. My passion for biology is encoded ...
The five friendliest goose men on campus and what it will cost you to buy their finest goose
Don’t be obtuse, buy a goose!
Help! How do I get into medical school?
Forums help lost souls find the right path
How to be: Rupi Kaur
Rupi Kaur has managed to do something that we should all aspire towards: make money off of turning Tumblr into poetry. The question here today isn’t about if you should respect her, or even whether or not you should dig her work. The question is, how do you make that ...