Four alternatives to “Would you peel an orange for me?”
For the Couple with a Vitamin C Deficiency
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Volume 66 Issue 8
Top five rom-coms to watch with your significant other
You and your partner will be blown away after watching these movies, #noclickbait
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Use our valentines below and it’ll be Meow + You = 4Ever
We’ve got lines for you that’ll be sure to impress, or fill them out with your own!
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t(ransformative) 4 t(ransformative) words by Kieran Guimond My name has never felt more minethan when you’re whispering it tome in the warmth of your arms. I hear the
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Winter 2024 Caucus Report
A tame night of reports from both new and departing administrators
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Daydream
Daydream words by Alexander Kolomesky In your presenceThe evanescence of thought begins to driftYou hold me tightI curl up in blissAnd go in for a kissOnly to realize it’s my pillow I fawn over amidst the abyss
Empowering Survivors
The Sexual Violence Support and Prevention Center at the University of Toronto
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Romantic
Romantic words by Zoe Smith Creppillustration by Chelsey Wang I’m a romantic,And I want every desireMy hungry heart has ever craved.I want you in the bathtub,Sharing cigarette after cigarette while the glass trayBecomes muddy withA mix of ash and water dropletsThat drip off of my wrist bone. I’m a romantic,And I want each love bite
In defense of platonic love
A Barbenheimer-style back-and-forth duel on ideas of friendship, from caricatures inspired by Machiavelli and Carrie Bradshaw
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A Dating App Bio
A Dating App Bio words by Zoe Smith Creppillustration by Chelsey Wang Victoria, chronologically 20.Lives in Toronto, and in the solace of literature.Likes:Yellow.Yellow sunshine, yellow happiness, yellow stars.All kinds of stars. stars stars stars.Poems.Prose.Psychosis.Melodramatic monologues in the bathroom mirror,And the dismemberment of rotting, weeping, familialties.Over-processed, under-appreciated chemicals.Abusing volume levels via