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Petition to move Valentine’s Day to the summer

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We get it! Valentine’s Day sucks! Mostly because it’s essentially a calendar alert for your loneliness and a holiday for the soul purpose of exploiting your wallet (a lot to unpack there). Often enough, because of all of these poopsicles, we raise expectations to have an amazing day—but if any of us learned anything from the Taylor2 film about Valentine’s Day,

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Guide to surviving winter at UofT

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Winter is a time of hardship for most students. Food is scarce, icy winds howl, snow falls, and bitter cold temperatures persist—at least here at the University of Toronto. For some students, the strategy they employ for coping with this harsh season is hibernation. Among the hibernators, UofT students have an extremely good survival rate in an ordinary winter. Hibernation is the mechanism that students use

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Love hurts but not as much as me losing at my Bachelor fantasy league

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Dear Reader(s),  Listen, I understand that during a holiday perpetuated by a company that makes folded paper it can be hard to hold back the tears. Hell, I cried three distinct times during Spider-Man: Into  Spider-Verse—and that’s not even a joke. The point is that the next time you hear that smooth, sexy, jazz vibrato of

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