Facebook just released a new Toast Reaction and everybody’s freaking out about it
Sit tight and grab the popcorn
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Stranded
Let’s talk about sex, baby
Intercourse, love-making, carnal relations. You probably know nothing about it. But do not fret, our experts don’t either.
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Love poetry
Share it with the people you love ten word story she loved him b;jt ah shit backspace no wait stop *** you say you are in love but you say you are in Burlington which is it how can you be both *** shall i compare thee to a summer’s day warm and full of flies *** he was
Petition to move Valentine’s Day to the summer
We get it! Valentine’s Day sucks! Mostly because it’s essentially a calendar alert for your loneliness and a holiday for the soul purpose of exploiting your wallet (a lot to unpack there). Often enough, because of all of these poopsicles, we raise expectations to have an amazing day—but if any of us learned anything from the Taylor2 film about Valentine’s Day,
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What does the “O” stand for in Varsity Editor-in-Chief Jack O. Denton’s name?
Cracking the case: an investigative report
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