They said, “It’s ‘Game Over’ for you b****es!”
Vic is allegedly “pwning” the other colleges’ “n00b” orientation schedules
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Stranded
A thrifty girl’s guide to Toronto
AKA places I go to because I am uncreative and have no money
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Choose your star sign and I’ll tell you which dumb thought that I had during quarantine you are
There’s a 13th sign now but I’m not going to include it because I don’t care!
Topfive places to grow corn on Victoria College campus
Farming at Vic is a daunting task—let me help you!
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Victoria College Dean’s Office unveils new iDon amidst pandemic
Robotic dons sent to students’ houses to simulate lost residence experience
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Zoom interview with an extremely relieved Orientation Leader
“I’m not even wearing any pants right now”
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Hypothetical: what if your girl had a street sperm baby?
Okay, so let’s say your girlfriend is walking down the street and it’s a pretty nice day out. She’s just walking down Bloor and she sees, out of the corner of her eye, a little bit of sperm. Not like an excessive amount but, like, it’s visible to the naked eye from like 5.5 feet
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Ten reasons I’m NOT baby
Chances are, you’re not baby either People these days throw around the termphrase “I’m baby” as a joke. It is not a joke. If you are twenty years old, you cannot claim, “I’m baby.” You cannot possibly have a successful rap career if you are, for example, “da baby.” I find this both preposterous and
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Ten things my co-worker Steven thinks about babies
1. “Ewwwww.” 2. “They’re stupid nasty stinky poo-poo heads.” 3. “Unpopular opinion, but I think their second album was better than their first.” 4. “You know that movie Baby Boss? Has the second one come out yet?” 5. “Babies are so stupid; they can’t even fucking read.” 6. “I saw a baby once, and I
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