Stranded

A doodled person is looking at their reflection in their black tablet screen when the tablet proceeds to fall on them and crush them. The moon laughs at them.

The 3 thoughts that cycle through my head every time I see my face when the screen goes dark at the end of a Netflix episode

Stranded, Volume 64 Issue 4 / By

1. ¿Holy guacamole, is that my face? *faint gasp of disgust* Yo, the angle at which I watch shit on my phone is actually disgusting. And my hair is always in some sort of a weird top-bun that looks like a beehive that a bear got ahold of. I feel bad for my FBI agent […]

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The word No in front of a jar of mayonnaise

A letter to mayonnaise lovers, haters, and everyone in between

Stranded, Volume 64 Issue 2 / By

Mayonnaise is not good.  In the interest of clarity: I do not dislike all condiments. I simply do not like mayonnaise. I think this unholy combination of egg and oil should not exist, and, furthermore, should be banned.  I will proceed to discuss some exceptional circumstances and mayo-adjacent foods. First, Russia. According to sources that

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