Stranded

No surprises there!

If astrology is fake then explain this!!

I seriously need to start upping my pest extermination skills…

1. ¿Holy guacamole, is that my face? *faint gasp of disgust* Yo, the angle at which I watch shit on

Is it just Herbal Essences, or is it a potion that reveals life’s essential truths?

You have to pick your battles and I guess I choose those big systemic ones

Don’t let the lack of sunshine rain on your hot girl parade—here are 5 tips to rule Hot Girl Fall

Y’all just have too much indigestion to see the truth

(Caution: Enter at your own risk. Escape is NOT guaranteed.)