What Elle Woods taught me about applying to grad school
What, like it’s hard?
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Stranded
UNTWISTED: A Twister Tell-All
We twisted the brain of one of the most celebrated street artists of this century
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do you tell your best friend that she smells?
Dear Saucy Suzy, My best friend Bianca smells like fruit. Well, more like fruit that rotted, was eaten by a pig, digested, and released out the other end. The point is, she doesn’t smell like a Bath & Body Works Sunshine Mimosa. When I tried to tell her that she was stinky, I ended up
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do you get past farting during sex?
Dear Saucy Suzy, This feels really embarrassing, but I’m just gonna come out and say it. How do you get past farting during sex? My boyfriend was on top of me when I accidentally let one rip. I didn’t even think my anal flower could relax enough in front of him for that to happen,
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What your comfort hate-watch says about you
Don’t worry, we’re only judging you because it’s our job
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What your bug-squashing technique says about you
I seriously need to start upping my pest extermination skills…
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The 3 thoughts that cycle through my head every time I see my face when the screen goes dark at the end of a Netflix episode
1. ¿Holy guacamole, is that my face? *faint gasp of disgust* Yo, the angle at which I watch shit on my phone is actually disgusting. And my hair is always in some sort of a weird top-bun that looks like a beehive that a bear got ahold of. I feel bad for my FBI agent
