Dear Saucy Suzy, My best friend Bianca smells like fruit. Well, more like fruit that rotted, was eaten by a pig, digested, and released out the other end. The point is, she doesn’t smell like a Bath & Body Works Sunshine Mimosa. When I tried to tell her that she was stinky, I ended up […]
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Dear Saucy Suzy, This feels really embarrassing, but I’m just gonna come out and say it. How do you get past farting during sex? My boyfriend was on top of me when I accidentally let one rip. I didn’t even think my anal flower could relax enough in front of him for that to happen,
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Don’t worry, we’re only judging you because it’s our job
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I seriously need to start upping my pest extermination skills…
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1. ¿Holy guacamole, is that my face? *faint gasp of disgust* Yo, the angle at which I watch shit on my phone is actually disgusting. And my hair is always in some sort of a weird top-bun that looks like a beehive that a bear got ahold of. I feel bad for my FBI agent
You have to pick your battles and I guess I choose those big systemic ones
