I only have one testicle… and you’ll never guess where it is!
Lance Armstrong. Adolph Hitler. Napoleon Bonaparte. All of these men have one thing (tee-hee-hee) in common. But forget that, because this article isn’t about the celebrities who boned my mom.
I only have one testicle, so I’m very careful with it. I keep it nice and safe in a place that no one will ever find it. Especially not you.
Maybe this isn’t typical testicle behaviour, but I don’t know what to do with my testicle. No one ever taught me. I grew up without a father.
I’ll give you a clue, but you still won’t find it: I keep it in a little sack. It’s a special little sack that I made just for my testicle. It’s soft and it’s warm and it’s safe.
If I got to pick, I’d choose Lance Armstrong to be my father because he’s still alive and he never committed genocide.
Would you like to guess where my testicle is?
Nope! Tee-hee-hee, guess again!
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