Why don’t women have orgasms?

It just doesn’t seem fair! 

I have had sex. For the most part, I really enjoy it. It makes my body feel great. There’s one thing though that really just seems plain unfair. Why don’t women have orgasms? For those of you that haven’t had sex (unlike me; I have had sex), an orgasm is the climax of the sexual experience. It’s the pinnacle of pleasure. If sex was Academy Award–winning film The King’s Speech, the orgasm would be the part when the King makes a speech. If I didn’t make it clear enough: orgasm feel good. So, it really sucks that women don’t have them.  

Let’s look at the facts. Women have sexual body parts, such as the vagina, the clitoris, and the urethra. I know this because I have had sex. In my experience (I have experience because I have had sex), women are an integral part of the sexual experience. If I am doing the math correctly, sexual body parts plus sexual experience should equal orgasms. Unfortunately for women, it does not. If you’re wondering about my opinion on this, here it is: this sucks. It’s really bad. I wish women could have orgasms because they feel really nice in my experience (I have had sex). Perhaps also more women would want to have sex with me more times if they could have an orgasm too. My review of women not having orgasms? 1 star. 

3 thoughts on “Why don’t women have orgasms?”

  1. Men and women are biologically different creatures. On average it takes a man around 5.5 minutes to reach orgasm while on the other hand women take, on average, 18 minutes. Men simply cannot outperform or last as long as their female partners and most of the time finish before both partners are satisfied.

    If this sounds like your relationship, experiment, experiment, experiment! They are plenty of things (sex toys, delay sprays) that can help couple bridge this orgasm gap.

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