As Valentine’s Day approaches, the smell of capitalist-curated love intertwines in the air with the a whiff of desperation as couples either try to figure out their V-Day plans or attempt to break up in a nice way so they can stay in bed watching Netflix on the 14th. I genuinely love love and I LOVED making a corny, wholesome, and horny playlist for this sacred issue. Given that […]
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Sexually active women? Sluts. Virgin men? Losers.
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It is only human that we find a rationale to explain away the suspicious and/or undesirable elements of reality. Some people resort to philosophy to find answers to their qualms on their lovelessness. Other people like to put on their tin foil hats to surf the lesser-explored annals of the web to seek a community
The Strand is lonely this Valentine’s Day and we want you. Some of us are employees at this godforsaken newspaper just to get a date. If you too are missing out on love this February 14, then check out our cute, sexy, and thrilling masthead below.We are now accepting applications at our office. Seriously. Call us. Come to our office hours with roses, teddy bears, and other commercialized symbols of your affection.
Searching for the perfect gift to give your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? This guide is not for you! From Burwash fish (arguably the worst Burwash food; does anyone else remember those fish sticks on a hot dog bun sandwiches?), to the skull earrings that you used to pierce your own ears (looking at you, Dad),
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AST121: The Origin and Evolution of the Universe >>> Peter Kavinsky, change my mind Dear BIO130, Genetics has always been a passion of mine. My heart flutters as single DNA strands intertwine. Replication, transcription and translation, oh my— So much more intriguing than words could describe. My passion for biology is encoded deep in my genome, So,
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The first time I said “I love you” to my current boyfriend was over Facebook messenger. It was the summer of 2017. We had been dating for about three months at that point. The details of that night, once so important and precious to me, are now secondary to this one moment. I realized I
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Wholesome opinions held with sincerity
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