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A hot girl’s guide to packing for uni

A very serious and well-thought-out list of items to keep and ditch when packing for UofT
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So you think you’re “too dumb” for UofT?

Here’s a list of some dumb things I thought and did (and hey—I’ve made it to third year)
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Every UofT website, ranked

The ultimate guide
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Starting UofT: The Spotify Musical

A playlist-formatted guide to starting university life

Which cowboy ranch is your dream home?

Take the quiz!
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Find all of the ingredients for the perfect cowboy boyfriend

Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist? That don’t impress me much…
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do I save a horse, ride a cowboy?

Dear Saucy Suzy,  I’m in love with a cowboy. He’s tall, sleeps in his spurs, and purrs like a kitty cat whenever I buck like a wild bull. We play this game where we go to crowded public places and I charge at him until he catches me. Everything is ...
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At Dollywood

A Tennessee reverie
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How did the cowboy hat stray so far from the ranch?

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Bret
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How to distract people from your shocking misunderstanding of basic geography

It’s just me and the GPS lady against the big bad world woof woof