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Starting UofT: The Spotify Musical

A playlist-formatted guide to starting university life

Which cowboy ranch is your dream home?

Take the quiz!
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Find all of the ingredients for the perfect cowboy boyfriend

Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist? That don’t impress me much…
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do I save a horse, ride a cowboy?

Dear Saucy Suzy,  I’m in love with a cowboy. He’s tall, sleeps in his spurs, and purrs like a kitty cat whenever I buck like a wild bull. We play this game where we go to crowded public places and I charge at him until he catches me. Everything is ...
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At Dollywood

A Tennessee reverie
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How did the cowboy hat stray so far from the ranch?

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Bret
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How to distract people from your shocking misunderstanding of basic geography

It’s just me and the GPS lady against the big bad world woof woof
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 If the universe is beyond human comprehension, why does life here on Earth look so normal?

And other questions that will make you go, “Wow! They’ll print just about anything these days.”
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Freebie Prank Ideas

Only YOU can replenish the world’s lack of PRANKS!
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do I kiss without tongue?

Dear Saucy Suzy,  Have you ever kissed without tongue? My girlfriend told me that she loves the way I kiss, only she wishes that I didn’t use so much of the old pink fish. In fact, she’s asked me to try cutting the waggly guy out of the equation entirely! ...