Not just as a treat
In recent years, some cat owners have raised the question of how much salami is safe for their furry friends to eat. Well, such concerns may now be a thing of the past! I am pleased to report that cutting-edge scientific studies have conclusively determined that cats can eat A LOT of salami with absolutely zero adverse health impacts (Unpublished data, n.d.). That’s right; it turns out that salami is actually very extremely good for cats. It should be enjoyed regularly, perhaps at every meal…. Mmmmm yum…. You should really give your cat some salami… mhmmmmmm………………….
But I digress. The irrefutable fact of the matter is that there is no such thing as excess salami for Cat. Don’t worry about all that salty goodness; they can handle it. Just give them some extra water, I guess? They’ll be fine. I promise. C’mon…… look into my—their sweet li’l eyes……… I know it’s in the fridge……… can’t you spare just a little bit?? You don’t expect me to subsist on stale kibble alone, do you?!?! GIMME!!! SALAMI!!!!!
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