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The Man Inside the Northrop Frye Statue is Really Hot! 

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Maybe Kylie Jenner Was Onto Something

Is every year the “Year of Realizing Stuff”?

In 2018, we’re leaving behind…

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2018 Horoscopes

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Who Is The Seventh Friend?

In recent years, scholars of the television phenomenon Friends have fiercely debated one question: who is the seventh friend? This article will summarize some of the major arguments.

Investigative Journalism: Someone at Vic Got a Haircut This Week

I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out

Local Man Keeps Accidentally Saying “Nothing” When People Ask Him “What’s Good?”

Toronto man Karl Addams has been having a particularly rough year, as he keeps making the mistake of expecting people to ask him “What’s up?” when they greet one another

Northrop Fly

A Review of the Northrop Frye Statue

Wave of plastic bag-related crimes terrorize Toronto

Could this be the beginning of something more sinister?