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Victoria College sticker review
Stick this where the Vic don’t shine
Local friend RSVPs to event
And actually shows up?!
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The Bob is life, and I love The Bob.
I poured a medium coffee into a large cup
What happened next will shock you!
Guess The Song!
Can you Guess The Song!?
Trendz
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The Man Inside the Northrop Frye Statue is Really Hot!
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Maybe Kylie Jenner Was Onto Something
Is every year the “Year of Realizing Stuff”?
In 2018, we’re leaving behind…
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