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Trendz
Max Nisbeth
January 14, 2018
[et_pb_section bb_built=”1″][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text] Big Trendz coming Your Way Welcome to the Trendz section of The Strand where I share the hottest and dankest trendz sweeping the nashe (nation). This week’s fresh, swaggy trend is jazz of covers of Pokémon soundtracks, more popularly referred to as Pokémon Jazz. These fat, sweaty ...
The Man Inside the Northrop Frye Statue is Really Hot!
Leo Morgenstern
January 14, 2018
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Maybe Kylie Jenner Was Onto Something
Molly Kay
January 14, 2018
Is every year the “Year of Realizing Stuff”?
In 2018, we’re leaving behind…
The Strand Staff
January 14, 2018
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2018 Horoscopes
Rebecca Gao
January 14, 2018
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Who Is The Seventh Friend?
Leo Morgenstern
December 2, 2017
In recent years, scholars of the television phenomenon Friends have fiercely debated one question: who is the seventh friend? This article will summarize some of the major arguments.
Investigative Journalism: Someone at Vic Got a Haircut This Week
Leo Morgenstern
December 2, 2017
I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out
Local Man Keeps Accidentally Saying “Nothing” When People Ask Him “What’s Good?”
Jasmine Ng
December 2, 2017
Toronto man Karl Addams has been having a particularly rough year, as he keeps making the mistake of expecting people to ask him “What’s up?” when they greet one another
Northrop Fly
Sarah Cavaliere and Max “The Crouton” Nisbeth
December 2, 2017
A Review of the Northrop Frye Statue
Wave of plastic bag-related crimes terrorize Toronto
Leora Nash
December 2, 2017
Could this be the beginning of something more sinister?