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Michael Cera just revealed that he doesn’t like corn
Leo Morgenstern
March 8, 2018
In what is being described by experts as “a bad day for corn,” celebrated Canadian actor Michael Cera has released a statement claiming that he does not like corn
And we couldn’t help but wonder
Samantha with a Miranda rising and definitely a Carrie
March 6, 2018
A very serious, very educational sex column
I poured a medium coffee into a large cup
Leo Morgenstern
March 5, 2018
What happened next will shock you!
Trendz
Max Nisbeth
January 14, 2018
[et_pb_section bb_built=”1″][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text] Big Trendz coming Your Way Welcome to the Trendz section of The Strand where I share the hottest and dankest trendz sweeping the nashe (nation). This week’s fresh, swaggy trend is jazz of covers of Pokémon soundtracks, more popularly referred to as Pokémon Jazz. These fat, sweaty ...
The Man Inside the Northrop Frye Statue is Really Hot!
Leo Morgenstern
January 14, 2018
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Maybe Kylie Jenner Was Onto Something
Molly Kay
January 14, 2018
Is every year the “Year of Realizing Stuff”?