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Love poetry
Share it with the people you love ten word story she loved him b;jt ah shit backspace no wait stop *** you say you are in love but you say you are in Burlington which is it how can you be both *** shall i compare thee to a summer’s day warm and full ...
Petition to move Valentine’s Day to the summer
We get it! Valentine’s Day sucks! Mostly because it’s essentially a calendar alert for your loneliness and a holiday for the soul purpose of exploiting your wallet (a lot to unpack there). Often enough, because of all of these poopsicles, we raise expectations to have an amazing day—but if any of us learned anything from ...
I’m starting a GoFundMe to raise money to buy a drone that I can use to look for my old drone that I lost
I'm alone without my drone
What does the “O” stand for in Varsity Editor-in-Chief Jack O. Denton’s name?
Cracking the case: an investigative report
The Strand in 3D!
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Guide to surviving winter at UofT
Winter is a time of hardship for most students. Food is scarce, icy winds howl, snow falls, and bitter cold temperatures persist—at least here at the University of Toronto. For some students, the strategy they employ for coping with this harsh season is hibernation. Among the hibernators, UofT students have an extremely good survival rate in an ordinary winter. ...
Top five sexiest pictures of Con Hall
The sexiest building on campus just keepings getting sexier
Love hurts but not as much as me losing at my Bachelor fantasy league
Dear Reader(s), Listen, I understand that during a holiday perpetuated by a company that makes folded paper it can be hard to hold back the tears. Hell, I cried three distinct times during Spider-Man: Into Spider-Verse—and that’s not even a joke. The point is that the next time you hear that ...
2019 year in review
Can you believe these crazy things happened in 2019??