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Fuck you if you aren’t a troop
Don Truck
April 2, 2019
The troops are goddamn heroes and who the fuck are you?
Who is Ned*?
Ellen Grace
March 19, 2019
The “““media””” would have us believe that the titular Ned of Ned’s Cafe (1.3 stars, blogTO), is a nickname for E. J. Pratt, who was the “““““leading poet of his time.””””” That belief is the coward’s way out. Believing that is denial. Believing that is a danger. If you stay very still, late at night, close ...
Facebook just released a new Toast Reaction and everybody’s freaking out about it
Wilfred Moeschter
March 19, 2019
Sit tight and grab the popcorn
Stranded Valentines
Strand Editors
February 12, 2019
Print them out and give them to your Valentine!
Let’s talk about sex, baby
Strand Editors
February 12, 2019
Intercourse, love-making, carnal relations. You probably know nothing about it. But do not fret, our experts don’t either.