STRANDED
If I were to write a fanfic about The Strand, here’s what I would write
Yeah, I can’t believe I’m going to be EIC of this paper either
How I Broke the Glass Ceiling by Getting Gout
Walk a mile in a feminist’s shoes and your feet will hurt. Especially if that feminist is me. (I have gout in my big toe.) Close your eyes and imagine gout for me. Okay, open them, since you need open eyes to keep reading.. What did you imagine? Did you ...
Arts and Culture: Cringe Alert! This contestant on The Voice missed his entrance BIG TIME
We couldn’t stop LOLing at the crazy moment from NBC’s The Voice
Editorial: Final Ed, like there’s a guy named Ed and he is final like this Ed-itorial is final
Keep the cringe in cringemas.
Opinions: 500 Days of Simping
How I fell in love with a leftist TikTokker and immediately quenched all emotions
Opinions: Eat Pray Cringe
My Embrace of Bob Dylan and Cooking in Early Adulthood
Dreams I’ve had that are apt cultural criticism that you can use for your mediocre short story
listen I WISH I made these up
Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t
“Everything” is a lie
I’m convinced that this Instagram dog looks like me
Or do I look like him?
Someone in my econ class sent me an E-Valentine??
WHAT DO I DO?