STRANDED
Editorial: Final Ed, like there’s a guy named Ed and he is final like this Ed-itorial is final
Keep the cringe in cringemas.
Opinions: 500 Days of Simping
How I fell in love with a leftist TikTokker and immediately quenched all emotions
Opinions: Eat Pray Cringe
My Embrace of Bob Dylan and Cooking in Early Adulthood
Dreams I’ve had that are apt cultural criticism that you can use for your mediocre short story
listen I WISH I made these up
Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t
“Everything” is a lie
I’m convinced that this Instagram dog looks like me
Or do I look like him?
Someone in my econ class sent me an E-Valentine??
WHAT DO I DO?
Victoria valentines that you can print out and mail to your friends, lovers, and enemies
And hopefully they’ll get there by the end of March
Adult woman overinvested in song about a seventeen-year-old Disney Channel star getting her driver’s license
I got my driver's license last week…
