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Are you studying human anatomy? Are you not terrified that there’s bones inside you, let alone horrified by the concept of organs?

PLEASE CONTACT ME

The expanse of Facebook groups is terrifying

But what’s missing?

A new meaning to breakfast in bed

Revitalizing an age-old tradition

My Worst of 2020 (PLUS a new year’s resolution list that’s *actually* attainable!)

You’ve seen “best of...” lists, but have you witnessed a “worst of...” list that gets too personal?

The key to success is to have ZERO thoughts

From the “author” of the acclaimed Dear Dumb Diary series, 10 years later.

Best “Best of 2020” of 2020

In no particular order

EVERYDAY I DO MY STUPID LITTLE TASKS

Can someone PLEASE explain to me what the DIFFERENCE is between a hobby and a stupid, little, insignificant, nonsensical task?

My year as Distribution Manager REDACTED

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Largest charitable gift in Canadian history given to oil executives

UofT President Meric Gertler received the gift on behalf of the oil executives

If you have acne as a young adult, you’ll probably relate to this

If you don’t, I hope you look like Danny Trejo by the age of 40