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Haunted by Libras

If astrology is fake then explain this!!
A frightened-looking girl stands on a table above an insect with a broom in-hand (armed for battle).

What your bug-squashing technique says about you

I seriously need to start upping my pest extermination skills…
A doodled person is looking at their reflection in their black tablet screen when the tablet proceeds to fall on them and crush them. The moon laughs at them.

The 3 thoughts that cycle through my head every time I see my face when the screen goes dark at the end of a Netflix episode

1. ¿Holy guacamole, is that my face? *faint gasp of disgust* Yo, the angle at which I watch shit on my phone is actually disgusting. And my hair is always in some sort of a weird top-bun that looks like a beehive that a bear got ahold of. I feel ...
A clothed man stands in a shower with his hand against the wall, definitely contemplating the choices that got him to this point.

Shower thoughts

Is it just Herbal Essences, or is it a potion that reveals life's essential truths?

Things you’ve lost

Find them again here!
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Woman Committed to Overcoming Oppression Also Interested In Making Life Harder for Herself All of the Fucking Time

You have to pick your battles and I guess I choose those big systemic ones
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Incoming: Hot Girl Fall!

Don’t let the lack of sunshine rain on your hot girl parade—here are 5 tips to rule Hot Girl Fall
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Boba is NOT good.

Y’all just have too much indigestion to see the truth
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A tour of Robarts’s Area 51, A.K.A. the seventh floor

(Caution: Enter at your own risk. Escape is NOT guaranteed.)
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My weird quarantine hobby: extreme coffee making

The Catcher in the Rye is stuck with decaf