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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do you tell your best friend that she smells?
Dear Saucy Suzy, My best friend Bianca smells like fruit. Well, more like fruit that rotted, was eaten by a pig, digested, and released out the other end. The point is, she doesn’t smell like a Bath & Body Works Sunshine Mimosa. When I tried to tell her that she ...
Ask Saucy Suzy: How do you get past farting during sex?
Dear Saucy Suzy, This feels really embarrassing, but I’m just gonna come out and say it. How do you get past farting during sex? My boyfriend was on top of me when I accidentally let one rip. I didn’t even think my anal flower could relax enough in front of ...
What your comfort hate-watch says about you
Don’t worry, we’re only judging you because it’s our job
Sarcasm: It Always Translates Super Well
No surprises there!
Haunted by Libras
If astrology is fake then explain this!!
What your bug-squashing technique says about you
I seriously need to start upping my pest extermination skills…
The 3 thoughts that cycle through my head every time I see my face when the screen goes dark at the end of a Netflix episode
1. ¿Holy guacamole, is that my face? *faint gasp of disgust* Yo, the angle at which I watch shit on my phone is actually disgusting. And my hair is always in some sort of a weird top-bun that looks like a beehive that a bear got ahold of. I feel ...
Shower thoughts
Is it just Herbal Essences, or is it a potion that reveals life's essential truths?
Things you’ve lost
Find them again here!
Woman Committed to Overcoming Oppression Also Interested In Making Life Harder for Herself All of the Fucking Time
You have to pick your battles and I guess I choose those big systemic ones