What’s the deal with all these new elements?
Only 1860s kids will understand. Last week, I was at the mall looking for a volumetric flask and a gram […]
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How to fake a hunger strike
A beginner’s guide to looking like you’re protesting hard, while you’re hardly protesting
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Top ten reasons to walk out of a class
Some scenarios in which you might want to give the term ‘class revolt’ a new meaning
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The shoelace situation
My traumatic experience at St. George and Bloor Look, we all know that living in Toronto can be dangerous. Muggers,
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The sweater curse
Knitting a sweater for your partner? Don’t do it! Day 1 I bought a good skein of red yarn and
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Love is in the air—Achoo!
Love is sickening. If you’ve ever woken up next to your partner, or any other ambiguous term that you prefer
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Dear Dr. Strand
Dating advice for the romantically challenged Dear Dr. Strand, I really like this girl. We have class together and run
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Ode to my man, Luigi Mangione
The only crime I see is the absolute killer face card you’ve got Dear Luigi, It’s been many weeks since
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New year, new me
My totally normal New Year’s resolutions for 2025 If you’re reading this, congratulations, you’ve made it to 2025. But are
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2025 Ins and Outs
Everything is like a belly button – it’s either in or out As The Strand’s resident trend forecaster, I take