They said, “It’s ‘Game Over’ for you b****es!”
Vic is allegedly “pwning” the other colleges’ “n00b” orientation schedules
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Stranded
A thrifty girl’s guide to Toronto
AKA places I go to because I am uncreative and have no money
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Choose your star sign and I’ll tell you which dumb thought that I had during quarantine you are
There’s a 13th sign now but I’m not going to include it because I don’t care!
Topfive places to grow corn on Victoria College campus
Farming at Vic is a daunting task—let me help you!
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Victoria College Dean’s Office unveils new iDon amidst pandemic
Robotic dons sent to students’ houses to simulate lost residence experience
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Zoom interview with an extremely relieved Orientation Leader
“I’m not even wearing any pants right now”
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Think of the children
Each and every one of us, every *a*, every **k*, every ***n**, every ******x*** (or some combination thereof), has heard it in one form or another: “Think of the children!” Just think about their extreme innocence and whatnot; their empty expressions, their charming lack of socialization, their curious natures. We all know that it’s quite
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Reasons why I love my cat
The six elaborate reasons behind why it’s appropriate for me to dress my baby up and take her for walks in her stroller In August of 2019, I adopted a cat. In March of 2020, six months later, I realized that I, in fact, did not adopt a cat. I adopted a baby disguised as
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Holy shit, guys my dad just disappeared, where did he go this is crazy, oh wait, never mind there he is
Fuck, he’s gone again, oh no, no. Oh no, oh there he is