Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t
“Everything” is a lie
Stranded, Volume 63 Issue 11
Stranded
Stranded, Volume 63 Issue 11
I’m convinced that this Instagram dog looks like me
Or do I look like him?
Stranded, Volume 63 Issue 9
Victoria valentines that you can print out and mail to your friends, lovers, and enemies
And hopefully they’ll get there by the end of March
Stranded, Volume 63 Issue 8
Adult woman overinvested in song about a seventeen-year-old Disney Channel star getting her driver’s license
I got my driver’s license last week…
Stranded, Volume 63 Issue 7
My Worst of 2020 (PLUS a new year’s resolution list that’s *actually* attainable!)
You’ve seen “best of…” lists, but have you witnessed a “worst of…” list that gets too personal?
Stranded, Volume 63 Issue 7
The key to success is to have ZERO thoughts
From the “author” of the acclaimed Dear Dumb Diary series, 10 years later.