Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t
“Everything” is a lie
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Stranded
Victoria valentines that you can print out and mail to your friends, lovers, and enemies
And hopefully they’ll get there by the end of March
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A new meaning to breakfast in bed
Revitalizing an age-old tradition
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My Worst of 2020 (PLUS a new year’s resolution list that’s *actually* attainable!)
You’ve seen “best of…” lists, but have you witnessed a “worst of…” list that gets too personal?
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The key to success is to have ZERO thoughts
From the “author” of the acclaimed Dear Dumb Diary series, 10 years later.
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