Stranded

A doodled person is looking at their reflection in their black tablet screen when the tablet proceeds to fall on them and crush them. The moon laughs at them.

The 3 thoughts that cycle through my head every time I see my face when the screen goes dark at the end of a Netflix episode

Stranded, Volume 64 Issue 4 / By

1. ¿Holy guacamole, is that my face? *faint gasp of disgust* Yo, the angle at which I watch shit on my phone is actually disgusting. And my hair is always in some sort of a weird top-bun that looks like a beehive that a bear got ahold of. I feel bad for my FBI agent

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