UofT’s hottest squirrels

Do you find that Valentine’s Day is approaching, and nobody’s name is written on that generic card/bouquet of nearly-dead flowers you’ve been saving? Nuts About You is here to help! We’re UofT’s #1 dating site, and we cannot wait to help you find that special someone. Once you dig into our website, ACORN won’t be the only page you’re checking all day! Here are the profiles of some of our newest members who just can’t wait for a Valentine’s date!  

Name: Tippy
Colour: Brown
Age: 3
Location: Victoria College Quad
Likes: Apples, climbing trees
Dislikes: Candy bar wrappers, birds
About me: In case you haven’t heard of me, just tell your friends that you’re going on a date with the cutie with the white-tipped tail, and let them do the talking. ;) If you’re hot, single, and looking for a little fun, I’ll treat you right. You know where to find me!

Name: Sammy
Colour: Brown
Age: 2
Location: Outside Hart House
Likes: Nuts, scurrying around
Dislikes: Rain, people who scare squirrels
About me: I’m outgoing, fun-loving, and always down to meet new people! Some people say I’m a bit too flirty, but I think I’m just the right amount! If you’re a fun person with a good sense of humour, I’d say I’m the right match for you! xox

Name: Chips
Colour: Brown
Age: 3
Location: Near the brown food truck
Likes: Eating trash, dropped French fries
Dislikes: Cars, forgetting where my acorns are
About me: People tell me I’m pretty nice, and you bet I enjoy a dinner date. If I’m lucky, people drop their food a lot. You should come over and I’ll take you out for a nice meal! We can chill out and you’ll see a side of me that everybody ends up liking.

Name: Leo Morgernstern
Age: 20
Location: 1062 McCaul Street
Likes: Taylor Swift, coffee
Dislikes: Muji pens, ties that are too short
About me: I was afraid this would happen