And actually shows up?! 

TORONTO, ON—In a wild turn of events that has left the city shaken, local dude Drew McCormack actually showed up to a birthday party after having clicked “Going” on the Facebook event. Patrons of the venue, a local pub called The Box and The Riddle, are left astounded.

“That display of selflessness, heroism…I’ve never seen anything like that,” says Ricky, bartender.

In an official statement, Drew said: “I wanted to take this night to prioritize friendship, and to celebrate my friend. It’s really important to me and I know anyone else would have done the same in my place.”

Anyone else, but not Judy! Judy saw the invite, but didn’t RSVP. According to Sandra, another part-time friend: “Judy said she might drop by.” How very gracious of Judy. Witnesses say that, as of 17 minutes ago, Judy’s Snapchat story shows her taking shots with her roommates. Sources say she has been doing the same thing—with the same friends, at the same club—that she has been doing for three weekends straight. Yet, she couldn’t set aside any time in her busy schedule for her friend’s very important event.

Sources say Judy is going to miss out on good times! Judy is going to miss out on these three guys screaming “Don’t Stop Believin’” at karaoke! Judy is going to miss out on these sweet potato fries our table just ordered! (sources say).