You’d better be fucking standing up right now because you’re in the presence of a true American hero. Do I know his name? No. Does it fucking matter? No. This man has more value in his pinky toe than you ever will. Seriously, I don’t know how people like you even live with yourselves knowing that real men like this exist. This man could cuck me and I would say thank you. I haven’t stopped clapping since I saw this photo and my hands are sore but I don’t even care. Now please join me in singing the National Anthem of these United States of America.
Oh, say, can you see
By the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watched,
Were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave
Fuck you if you didn’t sing along.
who the fuck are you